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Need a Laugh?
Our Product Specilaists work hard for you. Here’s a tale from one who didn’t.
Dear HR,
To put it succinctly, I am not coming in today. This is due to the fact that I am trapped in a horrible food-poisoning-induced fever-dream with my only company being my two unsympathetic cats. They are currently staring at me wondering why on earth my pale, shaking, withered form has not risen from my bedside to feed them, when it seems perfectly capable of convulsing wildly and screaming in agony.
If I die today, I charge you with avenging me. The culprit is the proprietor of a local Chinese restaurant known as “The Dragon Garden”. His name is Sam (presumably an alias) and he serves nothing but Shrimp Fried LIES. Also poison, apparently. It might have been in the beef skewers, rather than the rice. In any case, what I served was unfit for human consumption and as such I will spend the day screaming at hallucinations of dead relatives (and one of a tiny talking pony) rather than explaining to call centers the advantages of Integrate’s EDU Live Transfer Ping-Tree. I don’t know if Integrate has an expense account for “Revenge”, but it might be worth inquiring about.
That about covers it. If I don’t die, I’ll probably see you tomorrow. Tell everyone I love them, and to win one for the Gipper.
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